TwoDogsFucking

796185 pts · April 19, 2012


My username is the punchline to an old joke, but I realize that it's also a Discworld reference.

They probably like piña coladas.

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Nothin' wrong with desserts and burgers.

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I'm glad to see that they're bringing back hood ornaments.

3 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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4 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Oh yes, a quickie and a hot meal!

6 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Interesting, but I'm not changing my username.

6 days ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

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It's hard to say which was the greater task... Pulling a boat over a mountain or dealing with Klaus Kinski on a daily basis.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He has realized the truth: There is no apple. He understands that it is not the apple that makes him content, it is himself.

1 week ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 0

"Thanks, but I'm waiting for Mr. THC."

1 week ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Ironically, Barbara Eden's photo does show her navel. The censors wouldn't allow her belly-button to be exposed on 'I Dream of Jeannie'.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Et tu, Pizza?

1 week ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 1

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G is for "Gif dese peepulz da ayer, Cohag'n!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

From the movie Sorcerer (1977).

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Michael Bay didn't want Kate Beckinsale in Pearl Harbor because she "wasn't blonde" and "her boobs weren't bigger than her head".

2 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

...it was a little bit frightening.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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2 weeks ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

They're payin' for it, YOU eat it! Ready... Exercise! v

3 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The barrel people

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's a Hegseth hickey.

3 weeks ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

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The Board of Peace is gonna hear about this!

3 weeks ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Excavators that end too soon.

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Cue zither music.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Australofishecus

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Ask a professor at USC.

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