TwistedSecret

36048 pts ยท November 6, 2012


I was born and I haven't died yet.

o_o

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol so I wanted to ask OP (privately) if the lady's name was [for her privacy I won't say here]. (3/3) :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pic is this sweet little old lady I used to know, because she looks just like her! And I wouldn't put it past her to dye her hair pink (2/?)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, I know this was two years ago, but do you by chance remember who the OP you got the pic from was? I'm curious if the lady in the (1/?)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what YOU think! Er, thought? Will... think?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a huge wall hanging of dogs smoking, drinking, and playing pool in our nursery and we're too lazy to take it down.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gravy? Nah, drizzle me some barbeque sauce on that and it'll disappear before you can say " "

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, eep, sorry. I hope everything goes well for u both <3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 39 weeks, hoping she isn't born today. Why would they induce you if you aren't even full term? Hope you're both otay!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you're welcome :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These keep getting more and more realistic...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

+1 merry mass effectmas

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...I think I need to go to sleep.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is there an apostrophe on his shirt?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't even have me take an eye test to get my license. The chart was in there though. (Oklahoma)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the ears make me sad o.o

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

TIL roosters make bad drivers.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(3/3) stores shut down. I worked at a pet store, and that happened to at least one of our stores.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/?) and trashed the back rooms, harming animals in the process, then reporting the stores before they could be cleaned up, to get the

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1/?) Well euthanasia isn't always "killing," but those numbers are really high... I also know that PETA has gone into pet stores before,

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

link?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...what?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You will be assimilated. Into my belly.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NCC 1701-Meat

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tankyoooo! :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As are you! ^_^

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Number one in the hood, G

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cause we are the Eggqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uh, Check check it, Yeah

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0