TwentyTwoRandomLetters

82021 pts ยท September 21, 2016


DISCLAIMER! I make original content. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's passable and sometimes it's just plain fucking awful. But unless I'm paying a tribute to something that has seriously made me laugh I only post original content. I may use same sources that others have used before me - I may not always be original. If you read this far then that means you can read, which is nice.

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8 years ago | Likes 650 Dislikes 6

Where's the sandwich?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's ummm... yeah I got a boner.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the tiniest casts they actually hire clock smiths to do those and place them on. Or not. But that would be awesome...

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

The memes considering her age were a bit ambiguous but it's a thrilling story so keep 'em coming!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I second this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can buy whatever I want? More like: I can buy whatever brand of macaroni is the cheapest.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No. You need to bring the vaseline to have it handy but you won't be able to use it. You just watch it in tears as your ass is destroyed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the upper gif I'd say so too but seeing the lower gif it might not be so. Men can "blow out" their stomachs too and it can get huge.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No matter how big and calm an animal is as a grown up, its puppy version is always agile and cheerful.

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

"...about 20 shots were fired in the span of six seconds." Considering this is real life, 20 shots per 6 seconds is quite a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was talking about the first throw. After that it's all swing-and-a-miss and occasional success...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then he uses Fist Throw and he does not miss.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

At first I thought you meant the seller was kind enough to include the disc.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The original image had all the bullets didn't it? You just covered 5 of them with black circles didn't you? You sneaky bastard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well like I said I haven't seen it so I can only ejaculate... I'm sorry I meant speculate!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So I've heard. Might check it out later out of curiosity but I was already disappointed at Prometheus and I've heard this is worse.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I... I don't wanna break your balls... but it's the 4th Tuesday of the month already...

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

No close ups? NO CLOSE UPS?!?!?

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

More like "Kali maaaaa haaaaat!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm crying immensely!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I love how the camera zooms in on Pratt to exclude Plaza from the frame so they could still use the take even after she lost it.

8 years ago | Likes 206 Dislikes 0

When the monitor fell I actually thought "Is this scripted?" but no, it's just Pratt.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was laughing for a good while at that song after the briefcase throw. :D

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Are we seriously not going to talk about the name of that monster weapon that has both 'pup' AND 'paw' in it?????

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

Not really though. 'Funny (adj.) 1756, from fun. Meaning "strange, odd, causing perplexity" Funny farm "mental hospital" is slang from 1962'

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what if we're brothers?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or that the screenshot is not from the pill scene.

8 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 1

I just LOVE Denzel Washington! He was so good in Men in Black!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

I bet they called in an old man who normally repairs watches in a neighboring village.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0