TurtlePee

10174 pts ยท January 5, 2013


Ask me about my cat.

How do you make awkward conversations with strangers? I would like to but don't know how to start.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This post is comical.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shes somewhere between Miley and Hannah Montana.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Camarillo whats good?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deformities can be beautiful too.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

on portion control. But you can do it! I believe! (2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eating right is the most important step. It's so hard to stop drinking beer and eating fast food. Since I just started myself I'm working(1)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it! I feel the same, even though my SO says she doesn't mind I'm sure she would love to see me with a better body.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Replying on a 3 year old comment. That's bold.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a guy that has had embarrassing moments with my boners. I still completely agree with you. Periods sound terribad.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If having your entire head in your friends mouth isn't trust, I don't know what is... wait.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So not telling the mother so she doesn't worry is better? My bad now I know.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I liked this one.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

For 5 fucking hours. Holy shit. Fuck that piece of shit that left her. I'm sorry for the bad words.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Picture looks highly edited.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Instead of looking up the address go to the contacts and call "Mom" and let her know what's going on. Just a thought.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

That's it. Im out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All day. Errday.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got your morbid joke even though no one else did. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every Mexican girl owns a pair of jeans without back pockets.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

that don't get tips or aren't allowed to accept tips. And then they get mad, like if we don't tip right they're not gonna eat that night (2)

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

It kind of bothers me that people don't acknowledge that waiters/waitresses get paid hourly like the rest of us. There are harder jobs (1)

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

Im drunk and on Imgur. i think Im doing it right, right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Thank goodness. I've been beating myself up because I'm 22 and I can't even tie my shoes. No but seriously I have no idea what I want to do.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The piece of shit that cut the girls hair needs to get smacked by Kimbo Slice wearing a glove made of sand paper.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

No. The cat is just healing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

99 2.5RS here.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god yes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0