TurquoiseTortoise

8971 pts · September 15, 2014


Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togevah… today.

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You hate me to say

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Token Game Tavern in Knoxville. Also Bit Burger. Represent!

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She's... Lighting my fire, agaaaaaiiiin.

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Yeah, there's a hefty fuckin' fee.

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With a honey in the middle there's some lee-way.

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It killed my bird.

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The trick is to buy a house with a pool already installed. Then, you'll still spend a crazy amount of money to keep it clear.

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It's called a lance. Hello?

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A child will thus be born! The creature thus be formed!

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Yeah nah yeah

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For a moment, I thought I heard... Singing.

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Casablanca (1942)

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Oh, you.

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#23 Yeah, yeah: maybe he gets HOPPING mad.

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It hurt that your friends never stood downwind?

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Little bitch put me on blast on MTV.

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But Slim: What if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?!

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...and remembers EVERYTHING.

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WOO! STUMP FEST!

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You mean I'm space viral?! Sweet! #sendGalacticNudes

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FIBERS ARE FUSED TO THE HEAD!

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Remember the kids to school today and I have to go to the store and get a new one for the kids. [Man, my autocorrect is lame.]

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"Now I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride. Skipper Dan is my name."

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"My poor baby boy, got eaten by the crocodiles. Boo. Hoo. Hoo.". McLeach is the source of a lot of my childhood nightmares.

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