Turdeesa

33193 pts ยท August 4, 2012


Even a swing chair! But I preferred the hot tub.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Heh. He used to live in my area when he blew up on YouTube.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have friends. I'm jealous.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not in Utah.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They got it back!! I swear!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time for a nap!! ^_^

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha no no.... Nothing serious here. The best part was, he received this in two texts. So he started out wondering what he did wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People don't do that outside of Indiana?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He understood it was a joke. Sarcasm, dear.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was the booze that got me up with the band! I'm just happy he didn't record me.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Wonderful work, @op.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must be a Midwesterner. Supper > dinner.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol except I'm the bartender and usually I'm the one insulting people.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2.)Make sure everything is swept/mopped head to toe, bathrooms cleaned, everything is stocked, etc. Just a lot of little things that add up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1.)Before the new owners I had to stay open til 3 even if it was just me. Now I can close early if it's dead (mon-wed) but I still have to

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bartend in a town of roughly 10,000 people. You know, where EVERYONE knows everyone. It's not all bad, though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. People think I'm dumb when I say I work in a bar and have no social life. Babysitting drunks is not socializing!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. And even when I'm sleepy and have the night off, I still fight it. Too used to sleeping when it's light out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. DoS=single computer attacking another. DDoS=multiple servers attacking one person.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a bartender. I usually don't get out of work until an hour before the sun comes up.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It tastes just like a real green apple.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have, and surprisingly I prefer the Redds green apple over Angry Orchard. Have you tried Stella Cidre?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean like stay drunk & don't change out of yesterday's clothes? Because you just hit the nail on the head

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

And by half drunk, I mean I was reading their response with only one eye open.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

They have their own little mardi gras party there every year. I would love to come down, althI hear the streets are filthy that time of year

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indiana. I'd love to get down that way.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love it!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Friends, dates, relationships and everything in between." Not necessarily a dating app.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I named my vibrator after Charlie Day. I heart him.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ours were 8oz.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0