I hit an important milestone today
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Happy Eastew Evewyone!
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The points may not matter, but this definitely does
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Jesus Christ Florida
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MRW reading this quote
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What a time to be alive
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“Jean-Luc, where’s your other hand?”
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Hail and farewell old friend!
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I don’t think… oh whatever
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Spaceballs: The Social Commentary
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Be still my nerdy heart
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I did a thing today
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Don’t judge my choices
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“Hey where the white women at?”
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WE DID IT!!!
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Florida Man strikes again
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This dude finally won!
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My fellow Americans, I present our next Secretary of State (right)
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Nice
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Got my Bill Gates-Joe Biden-Hillary Clinton-Barack Obama tracking chip!!
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Hear me out
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7 months ago I received the strangest of wrong number texts
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Apologies to the world
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Damn Onion, why you gotta be like that?
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It’s the right thing to do
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Please reach out for help
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Can someone screenshot this?
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My sister came out as bisexual yesterday and this is how I congratulated her
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Thanks a lot Doctor Dumbass
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Time for Headlines!
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RIP to Jerry Stiller
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You’re either worried, not paying attention, or fascist
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Because 2020 wasn’t ominous enough already
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I’m very confused
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You gotta admit that’s pretty cool
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100 Acre Wood ain’t no place I ever heard of!
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Always look on the bright side of life…
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Now that’s what you call poetic irony
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I’m reaching my breaking point
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It’s been a doozy of a few months
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I have no regrets, but still
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Happy trails!
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This Majestic Sea-Flap-Flap was smiling at me today
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The internal struggle is real
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Moved in with my SO and became a step dad. Everyone, meet Delilah
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We were watching Black Panther at work when a woman who had never seen the movie asked a question. My friend's response...
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Bless my soul…
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I know you guys hate selfies, but I just ran a marathon and I'm proud!
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Happy Thanksgiving from my sleepy pupper
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Enjoy this gif of Chris Cuomo reacting to his guest saying "Fuck you" on live television
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Well I’m terrified now
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The reactions were priceless...
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Well that was unexpected...
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