Truthisoptional

59253 pts ยท May 20, 2012


HODOR

Thank you :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always wanted to see Raccoon live, but the tickets were sold out whenever I tried.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Yogurt bear.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a god? What's a god to a giant toddler?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Then how is he talking?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Look at him Russian to get across the street.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 7

He's putting it up there so that the internet runs downhill and is a lot faster.

10 years ago | Likes 7588 Dislikes 11

Like a black hole, the concentrated Canadianess of a TH means passing through the politeness horizon gives you more time than when you began

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's a result of the space-tim continuum.

10 years ago | Likes 2790 Dislikes 4

Was that an intentional or unintentional pun, and can you stand now?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That's some dedicated blacking out of your information.

10 years ago | Likes 3119 Dislikes 4

"She's as cold as ice!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well with a comment this obvious it really is a matter of timing and not originality. If you go to reddit it is commented on there like 5x.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Despite all my rage I am still just a van in a cage.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

Those chicks are all playing shadow of the colossus right now

10 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

people threw in the air during the concert. Some went his way and he went insane. This is somewhat a family event so majorly not cool. 2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was there. One of the vendors at the fair part gave everyone free bread for some reason, so of course (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Will, will, will, what do we have here?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm like 12% sure that that dog is part lion.

11 years ago | Likes 513 Dislikes 1

This is based on the original Pied Piper story right?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like a spiral galaxy. Incredible.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like a series of wheels like four wide. So he has them go long ways and then probably some turned to the right to pull it over.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The way it flies in the beginning reminds me of a majestic flap flap.

11 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 2

European dating system.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. You got second. Your bike got first.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I read it growing up. It's the only good book I know of where the bats are the main characters and heroes. It made me love bats.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you know a lot about bats. Every read "Silverwing" by Kenneth Oppel?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a bunny or a duck?

11 years ago | Likes 1116 Dislikes 7

Yes, that would be the joke.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0