Trumpisms

11517 pts · April 12, 2016


https://i.imgur.com/NdUUFjb.gifv Philadelphian living in Texas, will meme for noots. The best Trumpisms, better than China, better than Mexico. Believe me, they're Yuge. No I'm not really a Trump fan, I figured that would be clear enough. if someone takes a screenshot of this and gets me to the front page I'll post a tasteful nude.

One of my many many great words, so great, so so great.

5 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 2

Thank you so much! Jackson loves his new danger noodle, and we just made dinner with the cookbook, it was fantastic!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never have I been more ashamed at my name.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Oh dude fuck yeah rip its

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Muscles are required, intelligence not essential.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The green weenie's secret weapon

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

**furiously drawing EGAs, dicks, and other Moto shit across the test** "Hey bro, got any chew?"

5 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Hell.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello, police? Yes I think I’ve just witnessed a murder

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Video Games have taught me that there should now be a hidden path revealed with a collectible or rare item

6 years ago | Likes 666 Dislikes 4

What was the game paired with the Witcher?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We ask them politely, but firmly, to leave.

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

RichaadEB - Heir of Grief

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I NEED the car. As in, without the car I have no job, I don’t live in a place where walking is feasible. It’s pretty simple.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I work construction, where jobs move from place to place, currently I’m traveling nearly 55 miles to the job site, Car is required

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dunno if I can pull off ghetto fabulous, I don’t think I’m nearly hip enough.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did, but apparently “we no longer offer that service”

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have, though my wife is vehemently against it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1501 please, I need a mangagement ring for my upcoming wedding

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Incontinentia...

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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How do you ye at someone though?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Fuck, you caught me

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude if I wasn't broke and afraid of the NSA or FBI showing up for that search, I would hypothetically consider it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) and the material got mixed and ruined because there was no way to separate it. So i got the boot

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda the same situation, only the "untouchable" sent multiple trucks to the wrong lot where I was making a stockpile (1/2)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think I can, as I was terminated, but I'm not sure

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm am operator, heavy equipment, welding not so much

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Construction, mostly, it's where my expertise is

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