TrueFireduck

72708 pts ยท September 19, 2016


"Fireduck.... what the hell is that?!" You must be wondering. Well you made it this far so let's lay it out. The mighty Phoenix, so majestic and eternal by nature... now take that bird and make it a duck who's not afraid to bite at or shit on things at a whim. Nearly eternal chaos, but just shy of the chaotic evil nature of the Plasma Goose. That is what a Fire duck is.

Wow after all this time I catch a Grate Artiste 1 minute into User-sub Newest today is a good day

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

frying, these are actually perfectly natural to eat as a protein, there's nothing wrong with marrow and cartilage bone can be a bit iffy

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And preservatives that actually make them unhealthy, it's just less used parts of chicken, bread and seasonings, aside from the oil ...

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

See I've never understood why nuggets like this should be rejected they have significant nutritional value, he didn't add all the filler...

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Why don't we stop calling them elite and call them scum like they are? Abusers, criminals, system manipulators stop giving them honorifics

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Berries....

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmmm Cotton Candy icecream with Gummybears

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry to yell, just needed those in the back to hear. By the time they're threatening to fire you, you have them by the short hairs.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

BUT IF YOU QUIT, YOU GENERALLY CANT GET UNEMPLOYMENT!!! NEVER QUIT! YOURE NOT GETTING A RECCOMENDAITON EITHER WAY!

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Unemployment pay comes out of the business, they have to report those numbers and pay for it at the end of the year

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Companies eat the expenses of firings, it's an additional tax/fee on businesses. It's why a lot of times shit employees don't get fired.

4 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

Yep defiantly. That's 100% what I meant to say... not definitely. Definitely not at all.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats but I defiantly thought #1 was a quiz at first

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInAHorse I believe you havnt been summoned yet

4 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 21

Full 4 functions are cutting, ripping, crushing, grinding.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Looks like an anvil or weight. Represents crushing

4 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 3

It's name is Fooby the Kamakazi Watermelon

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was obviously no interest left in that investment

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean Trumps unmoderated site he had made was spammed with Sonic R34 and then taken over by the Taliban so yeah. Moderation is needed.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#22 toss a bucket of dry ice and water at their feet and a dim blue/white light and you're really cooking with fire.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why, thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

People know there's a magic eye puzzle on the box right? I've seen this reposted and it's always like 25%/75%

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It feels like its sitting static in the water and the ocean is moving around it, rather than it floating and being moved by the ocean

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The boat wouldn't change depth that much in such a calm sea. It needs to move up and down more with the small waves

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like left is current expenditures and the right either mimics European spending models or is at least a more idealized spending model

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very cool, rather obscure Borderlands Reference.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct but just like outbreaks of food poisoning. Outbreaks of Covid should get you shut down until corrective measures are taken.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

And probably particles from someone's rectum inside you. So you still lose on that one.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't get this magic eye puzzle to work. Crappily made +1

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0