TrueEgon

1084 pts ยท February 9, 2020


No explosion is the point, limiting collateral damage.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here we have this blessed option of "start shopping" or "use your own bag" at the start. Too bad that some stores think that an employee watching 14 self checkout lanes is just standing there = doing nothing, so they give them other jobs and at a few occasions I had to wait up to 5 minutes for age verification.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never agree to put it on your card, always tell them you will pay in cash and send smallest installments you can.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The First Law: A robot may not injure the "military-industrial complex" or, through inaction, allow the "military-industrial complex" to come to harm.
The Second Law: A robot must obey the orders given it by "military-industrial complex" except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
The Third Law: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine some species of aliens using humans as oysters, planting a "grain of sand" inside and waiting for it to "grow up" before removal.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to weight 2 stacks of 20 and take the average of them, then weight the whole lot.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Let's not pretend it is used daily.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Illegal to take a photo but legal to shoot them, right ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"we" right ? wake the fuck up

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

Tah

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a former bartender, I would love to serve any drink of your choice in that travel mug. Less glass cleaning for me later.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and it does and covers nothing.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on the place and colour of your skin.

5 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 5

Nice for having any stability, In many cases, you might get broke halfway thru paying for the house and lose it all.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I miss some good werewolf horrors.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All. Bad ones are a thing to avoid and be wary of, good things are something to strive for and possibly improve.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always updoot electrical.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My back hurts just looking at this.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Working is a good escape route from depression.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Secret ingredient of USMC salsa.

5 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

Cool, very nice design.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scorny

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mary knows that the best way to deal with self-hate and self-doubt is by projecting.

5 years ago | Likes 503 Dislikes 0

On a scale of 1 to 10 how enthusiastic does she react to scritches ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you can warm up another can.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Behold *a man*.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or could it be used to cook a can of beans?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is Gumball fond of?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder how much thrust it would give in space.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't get me started on tomatoes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0