27063 pts · December 5, 2012
Norwood, Massachusetts, USA, Earth
You know it's true, God hates this place. You know it's true, He hates this race.
Master of Puppets was “…not so much”? Rough take dude.
Cougarfish
How come we never see any of the “iT wAs FaKeD” assholes here on Imgur?
Well! This will be my first time, sounds nice.
#1 I have a video of a very similar conversation I had with my son, he was about the same age as this little guy and similarly dressed. We were talking about words that describe size. I would say “tiny” in a very soft voice, then “small”, “medium”, etc, my voice growing in pitch and urgency as the words got bigger. As I got closer to “ginormous” his laughter would get more and more hysterical. Young parents, take lots of video, you’ll want them later.
I’m in New England. I have the same wardrobe.
To each their own
We can throw in a tossed salad.
Your user name. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. A long time.
Does this have a source? I’m rather smitten.
Love, trust, acceptance
There are proclivities that are deeply closeted at 20 that can surface much later in life.
Me thinks the author is really into shit and wrote this as a kind of tinder ad of sorts
Malice is never without reason. You just might not like the reason.
But they have on their safety sandals
A wild zefrank reference!
No where near as fun
If the owner of the car is the same guy who owns the lot…
But it does. Even if they’re not injured, charged with a crime, or wracked with guilt, they still have to go through life as that person. I can’t imagine that being a full-time moron can be a very rewarding life.
#5 ain’t got no ears
https://i.imgur.com/CjUeqZa how’d you get my stupid cat?
They were married but not to each other
Was my nickname in high school
Get in mah belleh
Bad drivers never miss their exit
Any time you see someone post “stupidity should be painful”, be assured that it often is.
You know it's true, God hates this place.
You know it's true, He hates this race.
Master of Puppets was “…not so much”? Rough take dude.
Cougarfish
How come we never see any of the “iT wAs FaKeD” assholes here on Imgur?
Well! This will be my first time, sounds nice.
#1 I have a video of a very similar conversation I had with my son, he was about the same age as this little guy and similarly dressed. We were talking about words that describe size. I would say “tiny” in a very soft voice, then “small”, “medium”, etc, my voice growing in pitch and urgency as the words got bigger. As I got closer to “ginormous” his laughter would get more and more hysterical. Young parents, take lots of video, you’ll want them later.
I’m in New England. I have the same wardrobe.
To each their own
We can throw in a tossed salad.
Your user name. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. A long time.
Does this have a source? I’m rather smitten.
Love, trust, acceptance
There are proclivities that are deeply closeted at 20 that can surface much later in life.
Me thinks the author is really into shit and wrote this as a kind of tinder ad of sorts
Malice is never without reason. You just might not like the reason.
But they have on their safety sandals
A wild zefrank reference!
No where near as fun
If the owner of the car is the same guy who owns the lot…
But it does. Even if they’re not injured, charged with a crime, or wracked with guilt, they still have to go through life as that person. I can’t imagine that being a full-time moron can be a very rewarding life.
#5 ain’t got no ears
https://i.imgur.com/CjUeqZa how’d you get my stupid cat?
They were married but not to each other
Was my nickname in high school
Get in mah belleh
Bad drivers never miss their exit
Any time you see someone post “stupidity should be painful”, be assured that it often is.