HNNHNHNHNHNHHHHHGGFGGGGG
As a recovering addict, what I think of everytime somebody here says they have some OC for me.
I bury my lighters, too.
Finally saw something on Facebook that actually made me laugh.
Useful Android apps
Is this a signed first edition of "Into the Wild"? Every time I ask at reddit I break another god damn rule.
Whoops
ballin
THUG LIFE
Clayton Bigsby
Gotta read it in his voice
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Old Money Dog
Yip
Uhhhhhh
This suit is a WiFi hotspot, and it detects and cleans polluted air.
I got the shakes
Dad-gummit.
Shit. The couch is where it's at.
Oh shit
6 months ago yesterday, this bad mother fucker took down a gunman at Seattle Pacific University while he was reloading.
65 Websites to help save you money. (Source below)
Probably spent it on a Snickers. Why wait?
I like it cuz I can reach down between my legs to wipe instead of leaning off the toilet.
Well, isn't that classy.
65 Websites to help save you money. (Source below)
THE MISSING LINK (#49)
The total cost of the items from "The 12 days of Christmas".
You all need to post this to FB. Chop chop.
At first I was like whaaaaat
A list of essential Android apps (and some games if you're into that sort of thing. Meh.)
I heard you guys like meth.... shows.
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No awkward boners here.
Meow mix tastes even better the second time.
So... who likes masturbation?
Titlle
Cue banjo twang
Title
A divine shlong is really all anybody could ever ask for.
Slap a Swiffer on his forehead
I would tickle my asshole with that sweet helmet
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
Fuck Norris
This would be OK if he aimed for a child's mouth
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I love a good triangle solo.
I probably won't be testing this.
Little does he know, it loves to be choked.
OH I FUCKIN GOT YOU GOOD
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Tampons afloat
The skinhead makeover.
Phew.... that's some serious hang-time.
MFW my brand new PS4 just popped and now it won't turn on.
Title
Zip zop zoobity bop.
Grandad was a proponent of experience-based lessons, you see.