TriangleHeart

4747 pts ยท September 23, 2019


Islander. Gay. Software Engineer. Nerd for Anime, Science and Star Wars. Yes I'm a hoe... for memes! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ

Me: Just men of all body types. Maaaaybe a masculine woman.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me: You're hoarding all the toilet paper! Karen at Walmart: WELL YOU'RE HOARDING ALL THE UGLY! Me:

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The blonde slave can be my master tho. Rawr.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Only sick people and healthcare workers need masks. And hand sanitizers don't clean effectively because they don't remove dirt or grime.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be fooled into thinking you need hand sanitizers, disinfectant wipes, gloves or masks.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Regular soap, both liquid and bar, kills the coronavirus. It doesn't even have to be antibacterial or contain alcohol or bleach.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They just wanna feel smart and like they know something no one else does, like flat earthers and anti-vaxxers.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I just watched the Dirty Money episode about Trump's son-in-law Jared. Just as greedy, nasty and crooked as his father-in-law.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Closing your borders at this stage doesn't work. You're at a higher risk of community transmission. The infection rate is slowing in China.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

I hope they get measles so their immune system resets and then they catch pneumonia and a secondary infection.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Idk, you're cute so I wouldn't care if you're a gun owner. Man, I'd probably date a serial killer if he was cute tho too.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Humans are meant to squat while they poop. In addition to being easier, it also keeps your ash hole cleaner.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one in the front is 3-ply, by Kleenex.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now even the cheap bidets on Amazon are like $80+. Who the dick is buying 20 bidets for their one-bedroom apartment?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

~$16.40 for 30 rolls.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Aw how cute. It's the happy fun time cage for you Mr. Tiddlywinks.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His supporters don't have enough braincells to remember what he said or comprehend anything beyond "MAGA" and "woo."

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I just ordered peanut butter and some crackers. I'm scared they're gonna say they're out of stock ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome. Testing kits are much needed in the US. We barely have the capacity to test more than two dozen a day.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my asshole is way cleaner with a bidet. I could probably use a towel to wipe my ass. Same as washing your ass in the shower.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Kids have lots of poop and boogers on them. Once my baby nephew wanted to feed me and I said no, so he shoved his hand on my mouth ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0