Got frustrated about missing out on audio content when I do not have headphones, not to mention the lack of accessibility for the deaf, HOH, ESL, and people with audio processing difficulties. Decided to do something about it for everyone else. Link me in a comment if you want a transcript added. Suggestions for improvement welcome, I am not a professional.
Owner: Wet Food! 1/1
Woman: What do you do sir? | Man: I do lighting for pornos | Woman: Thank you for your service
Valium, fuck yeah! Reebok's, fuck yeah! Fake tits, fuck yeah! Sushi, fuck yeah! Taco Bell, fuck yeah! Rodeos... 5/5
The Internet, fuck yeah! Slavery, fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Starbucks, fuck yeah! Disney world, fuck yeah! Porno, fuck yeah! 4/
Fuck yeah! McDonalds, fuck yeah! Wal-Mart, fuck yeah! The Gap, fuck yeah! Baseball, fuck yeah! NFL, fuck yeah! Rock and roll, fuck yeah! 3/
America, fuck yeah! What you gonna to do when we come for you now? It's the dream that we all share. It's the hope for tomorrow. 2/
*America, Fuck Yeah" by Team America plays* Lyrics: ...have to answer too. America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls. 1/
W: I want the whole pie! | SM: *Whistles* 8/8
KM: I'll give you the whole pie! Just keep that door open! | W: Give me the whole pie daddy! | KM: You keep that door open! 7/
KM: I'll give you a deep dish! | W: I want a deep dish pizza! | KM: Just keep the door open! | W: I want the whole pie! 6/
W: Give me a deep dish! | KM: I'll give you a deep dish! You wanna deep dish? You open that door! | W: Give me a deep dish pizza! 5/
KM: Yeah, I'm the pizza man! You open that door! | W: Are you the pizza man? | KM: I gotta deliver! You open that door! 4/
KM: You open that door. | W: Who's at the door? | Standing Man: And ten! | KM: You open that door! | W: Are you the pizza man? 3/
Oh I'm gonna open! Ooo! Ahh! look I just closed. *W's legs close* KM: Oait! You open that door! | W: What? Why? Who's at the door? 2/
Woman(W): Oh my! | Kneeling Man(KM): Open | W: No, no I'm gonna close it | KM: Yeah, don't close it | W: Ooo look at me closing! 1/
Speaker: Burning behind me is eight and a half tons of heroine, opiom, hash, and some other narcotics-heheheheeeeeee.
machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers. 4/4
stop fighting! Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity and maybe Adil has a point about the 3/
can think and act and worship any way they want! | A: Cannot! | L: Can to! | A: Cannot! | L: Can to! | Homer: Please! Please kids 2/
Adil (A): How can you defend a country where 5% of the people control 95% of the wealth? | Lisa (L): I'm defending a country where people 1/
the same thing! Get in here! And how are you gonna run away with a Minecraft sword and a skateboard! Come on, get back in here! 3/3
love you! | Kid: Yes you did! | Dad: I said turn off your play station, it's time for bed! | Kid: It's the same thing! | Dad: It's not 2/
Kid: Dad! I'm running away! | Dad: What are you doing? | Kid: You said you don't love me, I'm leaving you! | Dad: I never said I didn't 1/
Tucker: Pretty much everybody agreed that segregation was the *pause* worst thing this country ever did.
Biker: What the fucking hell are you!? You great gangly fuck-knuckled twat greasy-head cunt-bag, fuck you!