9971 pts ยท April 14, 2015
If you get a chance check out the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher.
Love those eyes!
I'm not a sleazy bard! I'm a fastidious lore keeper who got sent out to find out what was taking the main party so long. Now I babysit.
One of my all time faves
Where the fuck is the grocery bill?
Beyond the trumpet, it always reminds me of taps for some reason.
How?! I've never seen one stuck before.
Nothing a little polishing can't fix
Somehow her friends very much stayed her friends, and mine stayed mine. One issue I don't have to worry about. I just NCed her friends too.
I did once, almost wound up in jail until they saw all the defensive wounds on my arms. Love small town conservative social perspectives
Not a typo. He was a half lab half basset, and the greatest dog ever. He was a rescue. Ingot him in 03. Vet said he was about 4yrs
Agreed. Post nut clarity is a thing, but only if it is self gratification.
I did the bottle of pills in front of her. =/
I had to have written permission from my then wife to get my vasectomy.
I'm voting blue, and I don't live in Austin.
I pulled every single toe out of my socket at the base of my foot, when one folded around my foot. Took six months to heal.
I mean that is how she raises the undead. I'd get up from being dead a hundred years to motorboat them.
NFL football intro
Oh they secretly love it. They can now hire stay at home parent to work part time with no benefits. Hire 2 of them cheaper than full time
Lmao user name from a cartoon based in TX, written by a Texan. Don't know who is dumber right now. You or the character you're named after.
Sounds amazing!
Meh
No he was a bouncer at a country bar in Stillwater OK while he had a scholarship for track.
My company will suggest if you're low on PTO start flexing your schedule. Come in on your days off, come in early, or stay late to save hrs
First thing that popped out of my mouth when I saw the video
We used to tape low voltage caps to toilet seats in the Marines. All fun and games until the gunny needed to take a shit.
If you get a chance check out the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher.
Love those eyes!
I'm not a sleazy bard! I'm a fastidious lore keeper who got sent out to find out what was taking the main party so long. Now I babysit.
One of my all time faves
Where the fuck is the grocery bill?
Beyond the trumpet, it always reminds me of taps for some reason.
How?! I've never seen one stuck before.
Nothing a little polishing can't fix
Somehow her friends very much stayed her friends, and mine stayed mine. One issue I don't have to worry about. I just NCed her friends too.
I did once, almost wound up in jail until they saw all the defensive wounds on my arms. Love small town conservative social perspectives
Not a typo. He was a half lab half basset, and the greatest dog ever. He was a rescue. Ingot him in 03. Vet said he was about 4yrs
Agreed. Post nut clarity is a thing, but only if it is self gratification.
I did the bottle of pills in front of her. =/
I had to have written permission from my then wife to get my vasectomy.
I'm voting blue, and I don't live in Austin.
I pulled every single toe out of my socket at the base of my foot, when one folded around my foot. Took six months to heal.
I mean that is how she raises the undead. I'd get up from being dead a hundred years to motorboat them.
NFL football intro
Oh they secretly love it. They can now hire stay at home parent to work part time with no benefits. Hire 2 of them cheaper than full time
Lmao user name from a cartoon based in TX, written by a Texan. Don't know who is dumber right now. You or the character you're named after.
Sounds amazing!
Meh
No he was a bouncer at a country bar in Stillwater OK while he had a scholarship for track.
My company will suggest if you're low on PTO start flexing your schedule. Come in on your days off, come in early, or stay late to save hrs
First thing that popped out of my mouth when I saw the video
We used to tape low voltage caps to toilet seats in the Marines. All fun and games until the gunny needed to take a shit.