Traecer

9971 pts ยท April 14, 2015


If you get a chance check out the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love those eyes!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a sleazy bard! I'm a fastidious lore keeper who got sent out to find out what was taking the main party so long. Now I babysit.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my all time faves

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where the fuck is the grocery bill?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beyond the trumpet, it always reminds me of taps for some reason.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How?! I've never seen one stuck before.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing a little polishing can't fix

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Somehow her friends very much stayed her friends, and mine stayed mine. One issue I don't have to worry about. I just NCed her friends too.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did once, almost wound up in jail until they saw all the defensive wounds on my arms. Love small town conservative social perspectives

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a typo. He was a half lab half basset, and the greatest dog ever. He was a rescue. Ingot him in 03. Vet said he was about 4yrs

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Post nut clarity is a thing, but only if it is self gratification.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did the bottle of pills in front of her. =/

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I had to have written permission from my then wife to get my vasectomy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm voting blue, and I don't live in Austin.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pulled every single toe out of my socket at the base of my foot, when one folded around my foot. Took six months to heal.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean that is how she raises the undead. I'd get up from being dead a hundred years to motorboat them.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NFL football intro

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Oh they secretly love it. They can now hire stay at home parent to work part time with no benefits. Hire 2 of them cheaper than full time

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Lmao user name from a cartoon based in TX, written by a Texan. Don't know who is dumber right now. You or the character you're named after.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds amazing!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No he was a bouncer at a country bar in Stillwater OK while he had a scholarship for track.

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My company will suggest if you're low on PTO start flexing your schedule. Come in on your days off, come in early, or stay late to save hrs

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First thing that popped out of my mouth when I saw the video

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We used to tape low voltage caps to toilet seats in the Marines. All fun and games until the gunny needed to take a shit.

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