27702 pts ยท August 26, 2015
30 ish year old female from Canada. My hobbies include drinking beer and commenting on ancient posts.
Imagine how bright it would glow in there with a blacklight
I just watched some gross video today and this made me think of it again. I'm scarred for life
Older or younger? My sister was quite mean. She tried to throw my off a balcony once. She's older
New or used?
Ex did top left to my arm. My cousins dog tried to eat his face. It was a weird day
Right now I'm dressed and ready to go for a run. My anxiety is high but I'm about to force my fat ass out the door
I've never met someone who had the same birthday as I do. That's still true
What is 87?
I laughed. You got me
I dislike the Cheesman when he had cheese fits. Friggin gross
Yeah that made me feel so much older. I'm going to be 36 in like 2 weeks
What the hell is this called?!?
That is me right now. Laying under my weighted blanket with a cat
If I wasn't lazy, fat and weak as absolute fuck
2 from their neighbours gardens to eat. They did their best and I somehow survived
Yup. I was recently born and my sister was almost 2 when my mom was 22. They'd sneak out in the summer at night and steal vegetables 1
Get the spin on meat at meatspindotcom
Alexa, Alexa, I'm trying to talk to you hen and I forget the rest
We don't talk about him but we have a whole damn song and dance about him
The first one goes from O to o
Please show me. When I googled, I got a lot of peen but no mushrooms
That cat is my cats twin
Your username makes me gag. Congrats and +1
#2 please
Me
I'm 7th grade I wrote a sex story with jar jar and accidentally left it in my desk. Another student found it and read it. Nobody knew it was
I'd never experienced it before but it happened 3 weeks ago and because I was drinking, I was confused
What are they saying?
Imagine how bright it would glow in there with a blacklight
I just watched some gross video today and this made me think of it again. I'm scarred for life
Older or younger? My sister was quite mean. She tried to throw my off a balcony once. She's older
New or used?
Ex did top left to my arm. My cousins dog tried to eat his face. It was a weird day
Right now I'm dressed and ready to go for a run. My anxiety is high but I'm about to force my fat ass out the door
I've never met someone who had the same birthday as I do. That's still true
What is 87?
I laughed. You got me
I dislike the Cheesman when he had cheese fits. Friggin gross
Yeah that made me feel so much older. I'm going to be 36 in like 2 weeks
What the hell is this called?!?
That is me right now. Laying under my weighted blanket with a cat
If I wasn't lazy, fat and weak as absolute fuck
2 from their neighbours gardens to eat. They did their best and I somehow survived
Yup. I was recently born and my sister was almost 2 when my mom was 22. They'd sneak out in the summer at night and steal vegetables 1
Get the spin on meat at meatspindotcom
Alexa, Alexa, I'm trying to talk to you hen and I forget the rest
We don't talk about him but we have a whole damn song and dance about him
The first one goes from O to o
Please show me. When I googled, I got a lot of peen but no mushrooms
That cat is my cats twin
Your username makes me gag. Congrats and +1
#2 please
Me
I'm 7th grade I wrote a sex story with jar jar and accidentally left it in my desk. Another student found it and read it. Nobody knew it was
I'd never experienced it before but it happened 3 weeks ago and because I was drinking, I was confused
What are they saying?