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18302 pts ยท January 3, 2013


No.

OH MY GOD ME TOO "Bellvull" but I've moved now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's fucking clever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Glenn Frey, Don Henley, Bernie Leadon, and Randy Meisner all fathered cheating sons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wild cattails are typically found in marshy areas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Accurate depiction of me on a Friday night.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The redneck in me demands a truck edition of this for further orgasm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

64+24 =/= 100.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, old Antarctica just hasn't been the same since Unclearctica passed away...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If that is what a small penis gets you, sign me up for dismemberment!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

401 is the busiest freeway in North America. It's also where cunts assume 100km/h speed limit means a minimum of 150.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll just stick with my mentally slow pick-up for now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone currently in school to be a child and youth councilor, I suddenly want to change my choice of profession.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

TIL that cop was just impressed at how fast I was going.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has been incredibly useful seeing as I'm trying to rehab my back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend wishes I was decent enough to wait.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ I can't even get mine to take water off properly, they're brand new.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are one hell of an optimistic person.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The amount of people who love Robin, and the amount of people who own guns, guys this might finally shut them up.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, you're guaranteed to get some pussy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He'd say "you fucking idiot I'm a cat, no wonder you hate yourself, you're so stupid you think I'm a dog, I'm starting to hate you too now."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And on MonthbetweenDecemberandJanuary 16th, Detroit Lions Day!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer thighs.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is yellow.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's fucking smart.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same problem.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You spelled "kill yourselves" wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have some reservations about how the natives were treated.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Title is not wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was really concerned because as a male the only ultrasounds I've had were on my own heart. Then it hit me. I'm sorry.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0