TotalCraze

658 pts · June 8, 2015


Just around to browse memes and have a good time. Always up for a conversation, though :)

If people didn’t have any sort of family/social issue, they maybe wouldn’t be on the internet. It’s absolutely normal to miss your fam, OP!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought they were teeth. Had to do a double take.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mother would investigate every cupboard, cabinet and closet to see if I had a mess and then judge me/scold me. Wouldn’t make a mess tho.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Uh hyuck, murder

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Came here to comment the same. I’d put him on the rug and later put him back in bed if anything.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Told my dad that he’s in the suburbs & he told me to shush cuz suburbs are a bad place. I was like ???. They didn’t know what a suburbs was.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Same in Puerto Rico. Has sold them for as long as I can remember.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish people could be this loyal to their partners as they are to political parties.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calm down, Freud

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I imagine this being how the cats would cook in Monster Hunter.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My hair’s curly. If I did that it would never come undone. Have issues just getting a hair clip out. It’s cool though, I’ll try it on my sid

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A trumpjection, if you will

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t do a grand gesture unless you’re in an actual relationship. More so if you don’t know whether he really likes you or not. Just go out.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you considered getting a nebulizer off amazon? I think buying the albuterol for it might be cheaper than the inhaler in the long run.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, now that she’s pregnant she can sex-it-up even more.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Kinda gives me yugioh vibes ngl

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dunno if to downvote or upvote considering his username

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That was my thought at first but her reaction at the end seemed pretty darn real.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know this is weird but LOVE the shape of your eyes. Good job on the weight loss, too! Takes dedication.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nor eat some good fucking food. Even if it IS just your favorite take-out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would God forgive them for legitimately believing they’re not ending lives?Or would they go to hell for murder?Is the divide knowing or not?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the smell of rotting fruits and all the tiny flies

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They’re just gal pals

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He jinxed it lol

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somewhat freeze the nutella in a square container. Cut into a square later. Have fun having to do it every time tho.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it true that Dan sleeps around with his fans promising them relationships and then ghosting? Heard from a video but idk if it’s true :/

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same in Puerto Rico

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As nice as it looks, it’d be more of a waste. Unless you’re throwing a breakfast party!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who’s alarm is a truck horn and the phone flashes. Pressed it to her face and she snored through it. One alarm won’t work.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how the corgi story changed.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0