Torvaak

550 pts ยท August 7, 2013


I am here for D&D memes, Spiderman memes, and your mom.

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Tortellini Ranger

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will await your results

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I saw a woman screaming that at the self-checkout I would offer the second half of my Reesus peanut butter cups because I understand that

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sure did.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You spelled my name wrong but I love you too

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baby, Right 'round, 'round, 'round.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Boop the nose

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too right

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the hell is that box of reeses still there? Grab that shit and push your manager down on the way out

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a fucking new age Flintstones car

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be fantastic either way tbh

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Just look at that comma being ignored)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, stop that

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You just wrote an anime

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. Majestic AF

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the MiB

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That Pringle is upside down. Flip it over so your tongue fits perfectly

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At every job I have ever worked labor day is just a day for us, while management takes a half day if they come in at all

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can kill, as long as you claim that you weren't shooting to kill but shooting to stop the attack.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There could be an argument that someone purposefully coughing at you is assault with a deadly weapon, given then plague and all

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I would appreciate the power to prepare all meat, fruit and vegetables by just lightly tapping it

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sera

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the term "Toxic Individualism" and I am going to use it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats how real economics works

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On the table, in front of everyone

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