TorJaydo85

1672 pts ยท August 26, 2013


Merry Christmas from me and my bitches!

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Tommy Johnagin wins best comment in my opinion.

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Can't breathe send help!

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Quickest way to separate the men from the boys

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How I feel being 31 years old.

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So this is the text I get from my buddy at 5am. I guess I missed out.

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It's a little late and I'm a little drunk but is it just me or does Stu pickles look a lot like David Duchovny?

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MRW I see most of these selfies

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Seriously though... wtf?

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My new pup has a very boopable snoot.

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Boop yourself.

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Oh the life of a service Industry worker...

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"Cocktail"

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Lazy/genius!!!

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Momma Dukes is her name. Being a bitch is her game.

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How I feel trying to sleep at 3am

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We were gonna go to the dog park but then we got sleepy. . .

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One of my favorite comedians.

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Not amused.

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Pull out game . . . atrocious

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To the person/people who went through my profile and down voted everything I've ever done last night. . .

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Honestly, I'm not even mad...

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Happy birthday to me.

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How I feel jumping back into the dating scene at 30. . .

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MRW I have an important interview in the morning but I'm up late with the munchies. . .

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Get ready for tomorrow!

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I was looking up quotes when I came across this. I'm not sure he said that.

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Made my morning :)

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Saw him at Dragoncon. Cheeky bastard.

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I have the mobile app. Can someone tell me WTF this means! ?!?

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Gotta Love Joel Mchale.

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The back of Jim Gaffigans' New York Times Best Seller. . Dad Is Fat.

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I bet it smells like Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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Business bunny is working overtime.

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It's amazing what youll come across when your stoned surfing the Web.

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That's a pimp ass owl

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Good guy bacteria.

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In all honesty, "The Notebook" is a pretty decent movie.

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Turned out to be a lot creepier than I originally intended.

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Thought you guys would appreciate my "Shat"

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Visors and hair gel for everyone!!!

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Fuck me. I'm not going back.

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I'm I the only one or is this something I should be taking pills for?

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His name is Zeus!

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MRW I'm driving into town for the holidays and my family has no idea of my gf of 3 years left me 2 months ago. I just haven't wanted to talk about it.

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Banana for sail?

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This haircut should come with a stick to beat off the ladies.

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You otter know better. . .

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Best why to avoid a fight.

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Strolling through usersub passing out upvotes

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I live in Columbia SC, we don't have salt trucks. . .

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She wants my soup.

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Marty Mcfly...The Original Hipster.

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This picture is in the bathroom of the cabin we rented. I feel like it belongs here.

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I'm ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance! I know there's a lot of riding on it, but it's all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind!

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Spot the awkward.

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This is Zeus. He likes egg rolls and napping. . . In that order.

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