Merry Christmas from me and my bitches!
Tommy Johnagin wins best comment in my opinion.
Can't breathe send help!
Quickest way to separate the men from the boys
How I feel being 31 years old.
So this is the text I get from my buddy at 5am. I guess I missed out.
It's a little late and I'm a little drunk but is it just me or does Stu pickles look a lot like David Duchovny?
MRW I see most of these selfies
Seriously though... wtf?
My new pup has a very boopable snoot.
Boop yourself.
Oh the life of a service Industry worker...
"Cocktail"
Lazy/genius!!!
Momma Dukes is her name. Being a bitch is her game.
How I feel trying to sleep at 3am
We were gonna go to the dog park but then we got sleepy. . .
One of my favorite comedians.
Not amused.
Pull out game . . . atrocious
To the person/people who went through my profile and down voted everything I've ever done last night. . .
Honestly, I'm not even mad...
Happy birthday to me.
How I feel jumping back into the dating scene at 30. . .
MRW I have an important interview in the morning but I'm up late with the munchies. . .
Get ready for tomorrow!
I was looking up quotes when I came across this. I'm not sure he said that.
Made my morning :)
Saw him at Dragoncon. Cheeky bastard.
I have the mobile app. Can someone tell me WTF this means! ?!?
Gotta Love Joel Mchale.
The back of Jim Gaffigans' New York Times Best Seller. . Dad Is Fat.
I bet it smells like Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Business bunny is working overtime.
It's amazing what youll come across when your stoned surfing the Web.
That's a pimp ass owl
Good guy bacteria.
In all honesty, "The Notebook" is a pretty decent movie.
Turned out to be a lot creepier than I originally intended.
Thought you guys would appreciate my "Shat"
Visors and hair gel for everyone!!!
Fuck me. I'm not going back.
I'm I the only one or is this something I should be taking pills for?
His name is Zeus!
MRW I'm driving into town for the holidays and my family has no idea of my gf of 3 years left me 2 months ago. I just haven't wanted to talk about it.
Banana for sail?
This haircut should come with a stick to beat off the ladies.
You otter know better. . .
Best why to avoid a fight.
Strolling through usersub passing out upvotes
I live in Columbia SC, we don't have salt trucks. . .
She wants my soup.
Marty Mcfly...The Original Hipster.
This picture is in the bathroom of the cabin we rented. I feel like it belongs here.
I'm ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance! I know there's a lot of riding on it, but it's all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind!
Spot the awkward.
This is Zeus. He likes egg rolls and napping. . . In that order.