TopHatChicken

8392 pts ยท September 19, 2014


Heya. What do people usually put here? I'm a chicken with a tophat. Don't expect any sort of rationality or profound things from me, I'm just a chicken. As such, feel free to ignore my comments. Send me your nudes or something, I may or may not enjoy them. If you've had a bad day: I love you, you magnificent, filthy bastard. You are beautiful. If you've had a good day: remember somewhere, someone is sick of your shit. If you manage to get this to the front page I will do absolutely fuck all, since I am a lazy, lazy person. Also a chicken.

There's a very good chance the person didn't even see it, so hey.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's safe to assume that quest isn't canon either, or the canon part is you not doing it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean... I'm not entirely sure how a petition is going to change anything, but okay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this meant to be incredibly uncomfortable to look at? Because it fucking is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm just gonna go ahead and blame that on being sleep deprived. Somehow read yours and the other guy's names as the same thing, woops!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yet you said religion should die quickly. Sounds to me like you want people to be prohibited from practicing whatever faith they want.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... to destroy the entire planet before. Are your two comments just totally unrelated?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First comment said we should drop religion altogether, you said it was a threat to humanity, then you said we didn't have the potential ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you were just leaving that comment to leave a comment, and not at all to agree with what was said before?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So your solution is to restrict freedom, because some nutso somewhere might think to send the world to hell by way of nuclear fire?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

someone's freedom to believe whatever they please is no solution. Taking away a basic freedom like that opens the door for all sorts of shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because, of course, all forms of religion are guilty of that. I'm not saying we could do with less stupid people, but taking away 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's a threat to humanity," yet we're still here. Religion isn't a new thing, dear.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Would you, though?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, I do what I want!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...wait a minute.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good vibes up top in the post, some good vibes down below, but the lower you go... oh lordy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go ahead and make a post on it, then. Educate the rest of the site.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because everyone likes a good ol' circlejerk!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*nervous farts*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some are amusing, some are adorable, others just... kick your feelings in the dick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell did we ever do to deserve animals like these? They're too freaking good for this world.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Orrrrrrr some government guy magically gets a new car. Magic!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

And for some reason people downvoted you... fuck 'em. +1 for advice I'll probably forget in 5 minutes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not helping my potentially dangerous love of fire...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give it time, I'm sure someone'll find a way to fuse the memes together into some unholy abomination.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like the Harambe meme didn't last?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

<- This fucker had me laughing harder than I have in for-bloody-ever, I damn near died!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Gimme a blindfold, and we're good to go.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0