ToothpasteWorm

35069 pts ยท April 22, 2016


Say hi, since you are here.

He's squanching there

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Just eat shit like a normal fly

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dude, chill. It's the internet) I'm thankful when someone points out my mistakes because it does help.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone down in the comments wrote that this is a hot springs resort in China

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks, appreciate it. Really.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

(learnt)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, thanks

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. Even pirates had to wear sunscreen

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do pirates of the Caribbean smell? Like rum and mischief?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Prolly not many covid cases when you breathe disinfectant on daily basis.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Wonder how the air in the neighborhood smells like.

4 years ago | Likes 870 Dislikes 2

Oh, bless your heart

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

And the winner gets kicked in the balls!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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More like... Felony buttery

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Microsoft Office N Word

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The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

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"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend..."

4 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 4

They discontinued their promo after some guy welded a bike weighing over 100 kg

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My local bike shop had a promo where you bring your old bike and shop gives you a discount for a new one equal to old bike's weight (1/2)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably Brussels Griffon

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But it can strike the same place 3 times and more

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Steve

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You don't know me. Im unbelievable. Believe me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody has to

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is bird if not a juicebox with attitude?

4 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

The shortest alien invasion

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

This guy gets it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, they are between the rails

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