56138 pts ยท March 17, 2014
Male, mid-twenties from England. Waiting for Death. Constantly late. His watches are always dying, you see.
"A used tae get called The Exorcist cause everytime I left a folks houses there was nae spirits left"
What a cute velvet hippo
Oh my god. Is that marijuanas?
He's so gentle. What a good boy.
This makes my heart hurt.
Aw. He moves like he's buffering.
You'd be surprised how quickly anything organic decomposes in salt water. Between that and scavenging, nothing would be left by now.
Dayman! Lover of the Nightman!
Pocket dog.
Victoria sponge is but I've never seen it made with lemon, personally.
Literally none of those things are typically British. Source: am British.
I love Mango
I wish I were dead.
Who the fuck puts garlic sauce on a kebab here in the UK? Chilli sauce so hot you can't feel your lips or nothing tbh.
Did he just use Deus Vult seriously? What the fuck is wrong with these people?
I support wholesome FBI memes
Congrats dude! Though, the recovery looks like it's horrendously sore/painful, is it?
Luke Skywalker is the level of asshole that I aspire to be.
S W I M B O Y E
.
Nice tats!
WAKE UP! GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP! HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP! WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?!
Day 78, they still do not suspect that I am pupper...
I'd literally step over a corpse for a desk job.
I was at a con today and discovered that D.Va body pillows are apparently a thing. That people buy. And walk around with. With no shame.
"Hey what's the budget for marketing?" - "Yes."
Through a perfectly flat surface where his face used to be.
"A used tae get called The Exorcist cause everytime I left a folks houses there was nae spirits left"
What a cute velvet hippo
Oh my god. Is that marijuanas?
He's so gentle. What a good boy.
This makes my heart hurt.
Aw. He moves like he's buffering.
You'd be surprised how quickly anything organic decomposes in salt water. Between that and scavenging, nothing would be left by now.
Dayman! Lover of the Nightman!
Pocket dog.
Victoria sponge is but I've never seen it made with lemon, personally.
Literally none of those things are typically British. Source: am British.
I love Mango
I wish I were dead.
Who the fuck puts garlic sauce on a kebab here in the UK? Chilli sauce so hot you can't feel your lips or nothing tbh.
Did he just use Deus Vult seriously? What the fuck is wrong with these people?
I support wholesome FBI memes
Congrats dude! Though, the recovery looks like it's horrendously sore/painful, is it?
Luke Skywalker is the level of asshole that I aspire to be.
S W I M B O Y E
.
Nice tats!
WAKE UP! GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP! HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP! WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?!
Day 78, they still do not suspect that I am pupper...
I'd literally step over a corpse for a desk job.
I was at a con today and discovered that D.Va body pillows are apparently a thing. That people buy. And walk around with. With no shame.
"Hey what's the budget for marketing?" - "Yes."
Through a perfectly flat surface where his face used to be.