TooSlowForHumor

584 pts ยท July 15, 2019


I pee sitting down, I'm a dude

A knight's tale

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Thanks Neil

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If you want to vote for Joe don't be funny and vote for k. If you want to vote for trump it would be funny if you vote for k

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My doc said pretty much that but he takes most of the tube out and mine is never reversible

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I can't wait for trump to be gone. You're all doing a good job

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Not uncomfortable, just not a sound argument. They CAN be reversed but not 100% of the time. But I get what he's saying

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Muslim religion is just like christianity. It depends on the person using it. Radical christianity or radical islam.

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Yeah you're right. But there are good things in there even from an atheist point of view. Just got to find them.

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Original text of man should not lay with man it was originally man should not lay with child. Someone changed it to be able to get with kids

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There's a lot of human error in the english translation as well. When they translated the bible apparently there was no mention in the 1/2

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Bible is sound thinking."a borrower is slave to the lender.if government officials stood behind the bible, the country wouldn't be in debt

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I always say even if you don't believe in god you should read the Bible with an open mind. Educate yourself. Eg the financial side of the1/2

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You're too busy messing around they didn't even notice Billy butcher walked right by them

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Done to it is the problem. People shouldn't judge others as per the bible but they think they can start judging if it fits their narrative

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My wife is religious I go to church and one day her pastor said he hates religion saying the idea of god is sound it's what people have 1/2

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What fucked up religion is this

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This sounds like some right wing bs

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Stopping the trolley could cause you to spend more jail time than the guy who actually tied up the people

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It's also in the tone of voice

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Unless you make it out of mushroom letter but even then that doesn't last

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I had leather shoes since 2010 10 years later I need new souls

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The flux capaciwich

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You can tell they are all non-trump supporters because they know how to wear a mask properly without bitching

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Of course it's Alberta

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I thought this was a scene from American spycho

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Thank you stranger

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What's the original

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Sounds like this guy

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Your grandma makes friends better than I do

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I disliked my own post to make it 69 again

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