TooManySharpThings

29872 pts · January 15, 2016


No

And helicopter butt with the circular tail wag

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why yes as a matter of fact I am up, just woke up actually. I wish you luck in all of your luncheon drinking endeavours!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where tf you at eating lunch and drinking wine already I just woke up havent even started daydrinking yet

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

..... Is that not the movie this clip is from?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You spelled diabeetus wrong

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

When you wield the power of the sauce no fortress is impregonable

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It really doesn’t sound so far out of the question now, does it

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Actually an alien from another galaxy just like the voices in your head have been telling you all along.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It is a small and ugly car. Sturdy, reliable, nigh unkillable, yet small and ugly still.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Y'all need to get out more

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the fuck did they manage to add over 500000 words in just two chapters

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

T pack the wick tight enough. Whoops

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prolly didn

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So is your comma usage

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dat booty phat

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

It's got nothing to do with trump or the election. The Wolfenstein series was launched in the 80's and has always been about killing nazis.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Total storm energy, i believe.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Yeah what even happened to the show? It just drops off out of nowhere

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

You say this like he intends to actually put it away

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Seriously. I'd rather fight the literal embodiment of fire a hundred times than ever have to fight that bullshit karate knight again.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shut the hell up man

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Pff, I've always known that one day I would need an enormous multicolored horse dildo

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, rectum is like a deflated meat balloon.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I do this too, no matter the cost I always leave at least 5 bucks. Servers pretty much live off of tips. It can be really tough.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah It's a house cat and a car battery.

8 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 3

Hey! I was there too! A7x was alright but Metallica was fucking awesome. Those guys were made for the stage.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I spent 2 hours playing it and rage quit. Came back 2 weeks later and haven't put the series down since. It really is worth it.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

Was expecting some small scale stuff. You know, drywall, modest furniture, maybe a tv. That basement is bigger and nicer than my damn house.

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2