TooAlphaForBetaCells

110 pts ยท July 28, 2016


I bought one exclusively to play smash

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Motorcycle jacket with motorcycle pants. Can't bite through those.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but fuck cargo pants those are the least attractive thing ever

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 13

Send it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Sweden you're legally a free man if you escape (without breaking any other laws)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah idk why he used ml tho. Anyone from the US would say 16oz.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially if that person is an 8 year old

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a person abuses me and I can't abuse them back why does a horse have more rights than me?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

IIRC, in a custody battle in court Alex jones said that's just a persona; he doesn't believe most of the shit he says.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also I keep forgetting my jacket at work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. The internet in college is fast as fuck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I do this all the time

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not true at all. You can regulate type 2 with diet and exercise, you aren't dependent on insulin injections. Type 1 is definitely worse.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It looks like him in this video, but that man is an acrobat named Elijah Holt

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah I didn't even jerk off to it, I just watched it for fun. No joke.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but they also just watched someone kill their friend

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

My pancreas can go fuck itself. Except it already did.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey I'm relevant!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I use a shavette just because I got tired of maintaining straights

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've GPS tracked my phone to the house of the person that stole it and brought the police there. Still couldn't get the phone back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0