Tonelander

31 pts · October 10, 2015


Will try not to eat your ears.

Will always upvote Zen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one hoopy frood.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yep, which is why that story doesn't ring true. Plus Daily Fail of course.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the best Smith and Jones sketches.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never met my father, he was murdered on his honeymoon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but they didn't mind doing the same to Coventry. No-one goes on about that though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shizz like this is always frickn Brighton.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm as British as Queen Victoria! So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's the only one not covered in shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep - stroppy ghost part.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OI PRICK! Nah he's not in.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Giggety

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aye, LHD car for a start.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT UP ITS YER BOI - brain says "what a twat", so Tone flicks to another video sharpish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tahn.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've read loads of their books.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now if only my other half can stop making me jump every time I lift the lid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hello DAVE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Balti iirc was invented in Birmingham.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Roger and Brian want a word...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

square sausage ftw

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I now live encased in an iron lung. Answering the door is a right ballache."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice fking model, honk honk.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes it is. Good old Giles Wemmbly-Hogg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It puts the kitty litter in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or it gets sprayed again.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And then of course I’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side ...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can smell your .... squeaky rubber chicken.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just made it. Luckily the Boa Constrictor was having a lunch break.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You were murdered ? You were lucky ... I got flayed alive and then set on fire. and I had to stay until 3pm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0