TomorrowIsYesterdayTwoDaysFromNow

6831 pts ยท December 11, 2015


5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lisa needs bracers

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I am a gene sciencer and I can confirm this is exactly how it works

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He's got a point though. In his pants.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We make movie snacks at home when we have a movie night. Popcorn, skittles and m&ms mixed - it's awesome

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dumb ass was trying to figure out why she was a step mum when she was 8 years old. Reading comprehension is hard.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally the first thing I heard in my head on watching it

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And Blankman!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Loved this scene

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Battle royale/fortnite is my unfortunate bet

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh god i thought i had removed that from my memory. I was wrong

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

So damn good. Season one is awesome... After that it gets even better

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

720p but taste 144p

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex comes to mind

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Fuck me i got dumber just watching that

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Had a guy at my work who was genuinely surprised when his gf discovered she didnt like anal, being throat fucked and jizzed on her face

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The ship designs in the original triology still havn't been beaten by anything ive seen since.

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Ive only ever been able to do this once. Didnt realise this was something you could learn to do

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the fire is inverted so it should be cold, right? Yeah science

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How can you tell that from a butt? Are you a magician?

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Im pretty that's how you summon satan

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah fuck me that shit hurt wtf is wrong with me for trying that

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Witch!

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Because they are weak

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Dought

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Altered Carbon. Watch it

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Is he ok?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The alien used to remind me of those big ass easter eggs

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