ToastedStrudel

2070 pts · June 19, 2015


Did you say throne room?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know you’re in trouble when you whip out “they’re a witch!”

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, op. Very nice moment of zen.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sheep, probably

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey natural disasters are optimal times to round up anyone with the wrong skin color or political beliefs and minimize local resistance. /s

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now the building represents the very things we had a revolution over. Huzzah.

7 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I sent you a tip, keep up the good work!

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awkward

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And someone starts the game already holding boardwalk and park place.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s just becoming pathetic now. If I get a paper cut will the house require my treatment include lemon juice? Can the republicans be anything more than opposition spoilers? What a bunch of clowns.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His six adjacent neighbors dressed similarly would helpfully skewer you on their spear.

11 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It is now.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My loyalty ended in the late 90’s when the telecom industry merged and then Enron happened. It became abundantly clear that loyalty had become a one way street.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot sweet potato pie!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better yet, mountains don’t exist. Problem solved.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shots fired

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe drop some nuclear bombs. Hurricanes and volcanoes, similar problems need similar solutions.

1 year ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Unfortunately if you help these people they will just resent you in return.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assume you mean Dukes mayonnaise

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chili cheeseburger requires mustard, I rest my case.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plastic as far as the eye can see.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Well he’s just an academic elite, what does he know.” Our adoration of ignorance will destroy us.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry, if you don’t have any kids alive you won’t need those schools. Modern solutions for modern problems.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0