ToastedAlmond

7097 pts ยท August 29, 2013


I like pancakes and being well moisturized. I don't like being cold or sauerkraut.

I can't help but read this as trying to insult dumb people by comparing them against bears, but that's just insulting to the bears.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They got no water, and shit's always on fire!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Need more than just food, some of them need safety from their families. Clearly it's more than some.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

What I heard during school opening speech was "it's more dangerous for your kids to be home with you, than exposed to covid." Those kids>>

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This, but with an emu moat. Boom, safe from Australians.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These spring breaking kids were told by their parents it was all a media hoax. Parents who probably paid for the trips.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take your next headache, and imagine it emanating from your balls. 0/10 would not recommend.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth. It's a Seussian play.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I aspire to take my next walk with as much enthusiasm.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The larger I imagine the dummies, the funnier this gets to me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just got back from a fest held at that site!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutley. I just meant that a person doesn't have to be constantly in action to be working.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine this person's definition of slacker is one who has time to lean, but does not clean. The horror.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Between us girls, you ever throw so much hip in your life?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure it works for every parent.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In this tune, if you want to be found, it is very easy to mzkd gnix zccur.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really wanted to make a joke here, but I can't decide why sheep are diffferent than bears.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fock yuh. Perfection.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grats! I passed the first time too. Dropped cause they lost half my records between states. Now we're gypsy children; welcome to the family!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for you!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The G is silent.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks, ThatStinksWeAllLikePicklesAndBananas. I hate it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^ That is my curious way to say ".", "saved", "following"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why ought I see these? Could I have 'wonder' defined?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MOOOOOSE! Is he Boykin?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I found that for sale on craiglist.

7 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Many of the same places that ope.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the midwest sumimasen. Except ope is excuse me, sorry, and oh shit I didn't see you there.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0