ToastForSale

2212 pts · September 12, 2015


Everyone's friend. I like frogs and space.

Nah, full offense. Everyone who does that needs to feel bad for it. At least know that it makes them a bad person, whether they care or not.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tulsa

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

How'd you do that without a diamond pickaxe?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. The hardest part of having pets is always the goodbyes. Here’s to many great years with yours! Cherish them.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was. He was always so happy and he was the sweetest. I’d give anything to be with him just one more time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost 19 and never kissed an anything. On my way to your level. It’s hard to find love as a measly toast salesman.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9/10 very tall.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks, pal.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No one knows for sure, but people are thinking late this year...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No 2B cosplay is as good as Datto's.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The struggle here is only getting one piece. This dude has 3!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhm.... nah

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, 2 burst hand cannon is nonsense lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Outlaw almost completely caps out reload speed. I guess it's fine to have for non precision kills, but I'd literally never use it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Bungie's Destiny, there's a revolver of the same name that does the same thing. Increased headshot damage when firing from the hip.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoever downvoted my cat, I know you won't see this, but I just want to put out into the world that I hate you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sorry Professor, I really did try, but my cat would NOT leave me alone." Sounds valid to me.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In HS, my junior year, I got a fast food job to help my parents get their bills paid. I got a $100 tip one night and was sent home crying.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom loves it when people speed past her recklessly just to end up right next to her at a stop light. I love how happy it makes her.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's even funnier since it'll be like "yo, can I borrow some tape," and all 50 people ignore it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 There's a groupchat I'm in for all of the people that live on the same floor of the dorm building I'm in and this happens sooo much.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sure is a large amount of dots

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, true. Luckily, I was one of the few that enjoyed it when it was bad. I just have always had fun with Destiny since the 1st one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bungie has finally done good. People are actually happy with them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed! I love it so much! I miss him, though lol. Can't wait for the raid tomorrow!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially when the Ikora segment happens

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uldren Sov.. is mine.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kinda wanna see what his hand looked like after. Probably had some wacky patterns on it.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Heath Ledgend.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0