ToadBattles

237 pts ยท February 2, 2013


Why is the shoe rental guy not Iranian?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why you do your main driving in a shitty car. Save your sweet ride for leisure and DON'T drive like this guy...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your problem is that you are expecting an answer that is impossible from your equation. Try this one, instead: "Mo bitches = mo problems."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone should build a replica of this warehouse in minecraft...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate to be a stickler, but I believe OP is referring tp "more air" as an additional amount of air, not in terms of volume.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

lol @ baby boomer generation conservative government. your time is running out. (thank God)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

lol @ all the pour souls who have a woman ruining their life. I'm single but happy. mo bitches, mo problems... real talk...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't care. Those are foul, demonic, evil creatures. I see them in my house, they die. Period.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

24 jobs? That's fucking cute... I've applied to AT LEAST 100 and haven't gotten shit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol wimminz pretending to have authoritah are so funneh...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

As an alcoholic, we don't buy six packs. They equate to about one drink to us. Waste of money.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kanye West needs to get drunk and bitch slap this ho. He would single-handedly redeem himself.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's one of the few rich people that doesn't piss me off when driving a sweet ride like that.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nintendo license an online game? Like... a REAL online game?! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll do it for $40.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brandon Phillips is going to do unspeakable things to your wife...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something tells me Stone Cold/Randy Orton/Diamond Dallas Page was up to this...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EVERYONE SHOULD SPEAK MURIKUHN! (freedom and all that jazz)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can't handle Taco Bell, you can't even handle a six pack. End of story. Fucking pussy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn... Too bad that black guy already got his DNA inside that apt. He will serve life for this shit now.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is obviously a perversion of the line as God intended. Because I disagree with it, I demand that no one have access to it!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possession is not a crime. Where is the victim?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe those others are the ones who caused the pain to begin with.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Relevance, mother fuckers.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always wanted to hear two Popeyes having a conversation with each other.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dude looks like a hobbit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is part of the reason I quit my job as a gas clerk after 5 weeks.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because it wasn't there two weeks ago... You wonder why you got such a good deal on it?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0