TinyPhoenix

2093 pts ยท January 29, 2016


Non-bio.

And they did a marvellous fucking job

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I move in and I can't get in somewhere... imma fucking break that shit to find out why. (Except renting. I'll leave alone. Fuck that)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Now, get me a line to the council.' .... I have no idea what to make of this

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GTA screenshots

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

52. But now my arm is getting tired

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favourite restaurant puts lobster tail in it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uk resident here. I was told that USA ambulance staff will check your wallet before they check your pulse. This is false.... right?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All of my homework/coursework was done an hour before bed the night before it was due. ALL OF IT

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Turkey Cock Lane. Stanway. Colchester.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yikes! Seems like fair enough reasoning. Thsnk you

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May I ask why?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thjs episode of Buffy has lost me many nights of sleep on the past 20 years

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Use string! Cut it off and keep it hung up somewhere. Do again every 2 weeks or so. You get a visible reduction. Feels good!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May as well make a minor detour through Turkey Cock Lane in Colchester

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He isn't convincing me of anything. It was a joint decision made between two agreeing adults in a linf term relationship

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We tried. Results were hilarious. Will pick something totally different

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure! Why the hell not?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Using his name is not wanted, we feel using mine could be construed as emasculating. So we have agreed to pick a new one that suits us both!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

From the thumbnail, I saw a kangaroo/human hybrid centaur type creature

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like mine, my BF hates his. So we have decided if we get married to change them both to a new one

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Also still posting to fb. Every week or so

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My SO was swung around after I first vacuumed with the hetty hoover. And again after with a borrowed Dyson. Oh god... the dirt....

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please don't sully the name of a kebab like that

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mother ordered a silver microwave. She was thrilled to get a blue one. She was less impressed when I peeled the protective blue off...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Misfits. British show

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mad Moxxi - squish, Handsome Jack - floof. Together they are known as The Idiots.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THERE'S A WORSE TIMELINE!?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last year I had the flu, a chest infection and laryngitis all at once. Would not recommend.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0