On the Internet no knows that you are a magical eldritch goldfish that can time travel at will and only sometimes breath out of water, no body...
On the Internet no knows that you are a magical eldritch goldfish that can time travel at will and only sometimes breath out of water, no body...
In most countries you need to have more than 5 months schooling to be a cop. In America? It takes longer to train a police dog than a cop
Can you imagine spending most of your life building one god damn bridge
Got some of those fancy emerald mines for daddy
Step one: be able to afford a dishwasher
1.7 million is what most Americans make by 65. If you make half a lifetime of money in a year you DESERVE to be taxed more
At least 6 of these are jojo’s villians
Not even that, he doesn’t have the base. He’s gonna try to force a super late re-count. Just like Florida in the 2000s. 64% blue invalidated
Like a giant gusher
This is Manson level cult-fuckery
Like the bottom of a Mcdonalds grease trap
I can only Imagine he smells like old ketchup
My dad has a photographic memory and swears that I do to. it’s hard for me to explain that I’m just missing chunks of my life
Hey everybody, I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!!
Don’t forget all those indigenous tribes he “relocated” to build lithium mines for his car batteries, Elon is an imperialist
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/starving-angry-cannibalistic-america-s-rats-are-getting-desperate-amid-n1180611
Thank you, I needed that
The graffiti around the city has gotten insane. People are having a field day with all those wooden panels on the shop windows
Many chefs get paid little more than minimum wage even though it’s a skilled labor. Can’t be fat if you live off ramen
It just felt nice that someone actually wanted to speak to me when so many people ignore me, attraction or not
When %99.999999999999 of planet doesn’t speak to you or ignore you even after introductions. It’s strange when someone goes out of their way
Literally had a girl say hi first & ask what my sign was. Found out she had a boyfriend when I asked her out. Hints mean absolutely nothing
That’s a childhood right there
/a/xAnEOVW
And many who aren’t working just go without because it can be super expensive to have multiple people on work insurance
Leaf flavored hot water
Its time to eat the rich. Consume the flesh to gain their strength!
EAT THE RICH