I'm a sarcastic, pun-filled asshole, who, for some reason, people seem to like. So, I will continue to be a pun-filled sarcastic asshole, until it stops yielding results. That's about all there is to know about me. I haven't changed this description for almost a year and it's still true. Going on four years, if it isn't broke don't fix it.
Suck my dick
To have Washington on your side
and see where it goes.
Oh dang
Been reposted hundreds of times by now. I should know, I'm the original poster of the joke.
Imgur really hates that joke
Edward Macaroni Fork
I knew that you could burn files on a CD, but never a USB.
Us Tim's gotta stick together
NOBODY LIKES A ZOGNOID
NOBODY LIKES A ZOGNOID
I thought it was the red pill that let you see how deep the rabbit hole goes, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQrQwxji-C8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQrQwxji-C8
+10 RAD
Do I look like I know what a "jay-peg" is? I just want a picture of a god damned hot dog!
This post is so old when it saw Star Wars it just said "In a galaxy far away"
(2/2) on in his head?" Mark: "How come aquaman can control whales? They're mammals! Makes no sense."
More specifically, its "God, you gotta wonder what the psychological toll that must have on him up there. What do you suppose is going (1/2)
I'm not a fan of this post
Thank you. Very much.
I looked at her tumblr a while ago. It got moved to the other side of the mantel.
agnum Dong"
This is the first Hamilton reference I've seen on here. Kudos to you!
I know, right? Not opening the elevator door for someone is a huge dick move
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I think you have an independent claws or two out of place. Either way, he can't fix it because he's trying to find the mouse.
Clearly that cat knows something we don't. Cucumbers are not to be trusted