TimShufflebottom

31189 pts ยท November 9, 2016


My grandfather invented the question mark.

Um, what evidence? The one they needed a disclaimer for?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Dammit, Amy.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Prince Charles with a tiara

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I still find it hilarious that the recount netted more votes for Trump.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 13

Retards gone crazy. We have that every day on Imgur, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You think she'll divorce you? And if she does, why not A-vorce?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

inches*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I understood 40% of that sentence.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Did you cook everything using the same pan?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Break a loin!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TL;DR - OP's being a phaggot

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 6

Also, poop on your crocheted warrior boots. Poop on them hard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should keep champagne chilled @ 48 degrees F when serving. The fact that you just keep it there like some common bottle makes me sick.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes. Justice seeks to restore balance. Revenge is retaliation.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Are you working? What kind of work do you do?" - Gangstarr

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You seriously stopped jerking off to gay porn to comment? SMH

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nothing highlights white privilege more than a white guy getting a bronze medal, while black men get the gold and silver.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've been here on a tour. They play the "I'm blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die" song around the clock.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP, found a second SJW!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's not hard to defeat SJWs because they just defeat themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found a SJW

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Upvote before Russia takes it away.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Got strep throat in September. Thanks 2016! Also, maybe Russia!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol ur funny

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cool me 2! Do you have pix?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

25/f/near you. Wanna chat?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Oh man! I remember my first wine cooler!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1