TimKeller

8 pts ยท February 6, 2014


As a rule all old cars are fucking death traps, period. no crumple zones, or airbags, or reinforced doors.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish she'd calmly opened her purse and then maced the guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You did the right thing, to quote Ron White "I wasn't sure how many guys it would take to kick my ass, but I knew how many that had!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10. Anticipating the moment the wild bear you're living with decides to maul you to death and exiting the situation with your life.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly... The big open spaces... no problem... super tight squeezes... yeah, I'm out.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, no... nuking it would be an improvement... at least all the shit would be out of the way so we could build something nice... or nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grid fin's used to steer the first stage during it's decent to the landing pad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comic gold 5/7

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That was for Dragon that was still accelerating to catch up with the ISS

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's dictated around orbital mechanics and having enough fuel for the retro burn.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These rockets cost about as a 737...imagine if everytime you flew somewhere they threw the plane away..This makes getting to space cheaper

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They've come out and said this was a good idea but not really realistically usable in the field.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Improvised Explosive Device

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once saw someone do this and drive right up to the back of a State Police cruiser... Hilarity ensued for the rest of us...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our happiness is directly fueled by the sadness we cause. We sat there saying "It's over, they'll give it to lynch" Thanks Coach Carroll!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0