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418 pts ยท February 6, 2013


Who hurt you?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When attempting to spank a well muscled posterior, start slow! Work up to it, and practice. Otherwise you may hurt yourself, not her.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is spectacular.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweat bowl also.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doing gods' work here.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He never did catch that Section 5.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

GNU

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone want to go kit bashing and see if we can make an Y-Wing?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GNU - Ook

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sourpatch Tiger

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only improvement would be the occasional Ook.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Webby.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1066

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cunt force trauma.

5 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 3

Reel Big Fish - I just made an enemy of someone.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's clever as hell, I applaud you, sir.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, as someone with sevear, sivear, siveer, really bad dyslexia, I found this damned helarious, hilarious. Did not correct, just kept going.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work at a toy store, those fucking things are the bane of my existence.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd watch that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot Corporal Melvin Kaminsky, US Army 1104 Engineer Combat Batallion, 78th Infantry Division, 1944-1945 - a.k.a. Mel Brooks.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found my wedding buffet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girlfriend catches glimps and immediately leaned over. "Oh my god! Do it again! Do it again!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I have the fight theme in my head.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely stunning, far too small for me, but I will say... 2368

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work at a toy store and sell it all the time. I have explained this to people and they laugh and buy it anyway. Idiots.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

God damn that is a beautiful thing to watch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cricket nut shot. Even the batter stopped in horror at what had happened.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0