Being a man at one of the women's marches.
MRW I win $4 on a scratch off lottery ticket.
If only...
MFW, as a human, I see zombies outside my window
How I imagine Civil War doctors behaved after a battle.
Sacrifices must be made in any war.
MRW I'm grounded and can't go to my friend's pirate themed bir
Has science gone Tunak-too far?
My cat likes to look at imgur with me.
MRW I check my pants after a suspicious bit of flatulence.
MRW I repost and hope no one notices.
They knew what they were doing
Why did I just upload a picture of an empty room?
MRW I play games on my phone while it's charging.
When I am meeting with my boss and I ask for time off.
What I tell my cat every time I clean her litter box.
MRW I'm getting up and some colorful folks are slowly making their way towards me.
Must be the Comcast employee manual.
When I open my mouth for the dentist, but I'm on laughing gas.
How I imagine Civil War doctors behaved after a battle.
My response, at the end of The Fault in Our Stars, when my fiancé asked if it made me cry.
What it's like trying to get out of user submitted.
MRW I go out partying on a Saturday night.