Christmas tree imported from Australia

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When you try to create a dam but create a carwash instead

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When the teacher doesnt see you with your hand up

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If I got far enough to see panties, I'm probably not

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hover hand level: mannequin

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If only I had a spare tire to put here.

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Now I can stop asking customers "which one?"

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Nike just released Mayweathers in ring numbers

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Taco Bell givin me that type 7 shit

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Rookie mistake. Gotta keep the limbs tucked in.

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Every time I start to think Texas isn't the stereotype people think it is...

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MFW she says I have to choose between her and being spoopy

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But my poo is personal to me...

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28

Using this one odd trick!

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