ThomasBandy

15002 pts ยท January 6, 2014


I quit cold turkey before. Now I only eat turkey if it's warm.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I don't have enough money for the pay to win so I'm kinda stuck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I buy men's stuff, not because I'm a man and I need my stuff to tell me, but I always get more than if I were to buy women's or neutral.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Justan

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I only date black stripes."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone else: Comma! Me: They went from "service" to 'service' without it being places within another quote.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have zero money. They lucky to have two

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought of Harry And Ron

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The hippie makes a good point

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've never had a mailman on the same route to where I live for more than two weeks at a time

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it won't be at my door

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good it's in Vegas. It Will stay in Vegas

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you make Joffrey's drink?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All those in favor of OP getting therapy say, "aye "

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who fucked up that salmon?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Duh, that's a swarm of SMALL spiders.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dis app ointment. Apps need ointment too?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm talking about stereotypical, fat asshole cops. Was never harassed by the few good cops we had.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a white man from a black neighborhood, cops tended to come after me more than my black friends.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Bruce Wayne is rich enough to carve batman into the moon

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did Nikki Minaj try putting pussy on his sideburns?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impacts* not pants

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know that race isn't always the key factor I just wanted know how much it pants other countries

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not racist, just curious. How many black guys are in Iceland?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

From that first one, when I was little I thought that hurricane Katrina was named after the villain from power rangers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an American, I've never heard anyone say cab except for on TV. We say taxi

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why little Grinch's face on big Grinch's body?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My brother, who was born with a claw hand, got so envious when he saw this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red Skull?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0