Thomas138

2772 pts · October 7, 2014


Check the notoriety level...I am most definitely not to be trusted.

That story sounds kinda.....weird...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could, my gyms closed today. Filthy casuals.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I especially enjoy the two car car traffic jam.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least he’s got his safety vest on..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had this confiscated when I was in fifth grade...in 1985..

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If she’s not feeling that then you might as well keep refining that sawing motion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would assume she’s rolling over and plugging her ears.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I though my local Mickey D’s was alone with this problem...

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I guess you haven’t read the Mist...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to give your cat a hand.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps a piece of paper to write on should be part of your edc.....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Huge fan of these and the Lone Wolf series. Well done!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Submission?...not so much.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Rip wired big dick flex.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe he’s had his share...all their shares...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was plowing snow last night as well. Snow is my pet name for OP’s Mom.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ban assault safes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at Rastlin’s robe changing from neutral red to black...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other 50% dress in a reserved fashion.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

FACT: I’m to busy making 50$ an hour to show you the degree I don’t have.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe he should respond to the emergency call by taking the bus.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disappointed that those where not Mentos.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But?!.....TRUMP!!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

I wish my name was Bubbles...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s because living in AK is a fate worse than death.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bottoms up!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s choking his chickens.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok who put the picnic basket in the tree?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lefty Lucy righty tighty.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, obviously you have never seen how fast an ape can run....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0