I like to think I can be a helpful person, if I insult you, that's just my way of making you a better person. I was bullied a lot growing up and it made me awesome. Hit me up if you need someone to talk to... I've been through some shit yet we all manage to get through, I can't say I did it alone though. Furthermore, I have Crohn's disease, so if you have it or have questions regarding it, hit me up for sure! It's always nice to know you're not alone!
That's cute, he said stabbed... that's how you know he isn't American!
I watched a dog choke to death on a racquetball when it popped just like the video... only it went straight down his throat. The owner did absolutely everything he could to try to grab it but it was too slippery and he had to watch his dog die right in front of him. It was extremely tragic.
I held my dead daughter in my arms as I cried for 24 hours straight, when the sweet nurse had to take her to the refrigerator so she wouldn't decompose, I lost it. I told my grieving wife I needed to go for a walk and found myself standing on the top railing of the parking garage. The pain was far beyond anything I ever thought I could handle and I wanted to be with my daughter. No person should EVER have to deal with that pain and no politician has the right to make that decision for anybody.
Martin Luther King would have been on Dreamville
I see large quantities of snow skis on the floor... it is winter... I am so confused. Your peak season for snow ski sales is in the summer?
This is so perfect to find a gem like this in usersub! LOVE IT!
GYROS FOR EVERYBODY!
Usersub is good for once... WAIT A MINUTE!!! That can't be true! I just stumbled upon an imgur unicorn! Well... Back to the crap!
That looks nothing like a Kestrel! http://www.bikesdirect.com/products/kestrel/images/k4000sl_sramred_1900.jpg
If you're a "housey makey person" you should naturally know A) They aren't called "beams" they're called studs and B) 16"-24" OC is typ.
I did too
Fast and the Furious 6's final scene had an airport runway that had to be at least 50 miles long... Movies aren't always realistic.
This is why nerds are so awesome!
Cat tax or it didn't happen
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Because the dead guy did it better... (I forgot his name)
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeee, A BAZILLION GIGS OOOOF RAMMMM!!
I like how as soon as this went viral everybody was up in arms, it was acceptable this time last year, they were just seen as dumb rednecks
I'm just joking people... I posted this from my closet... my wife is looking for me. HELP!
DON'T WIFE HER! Fun stuff will fade and you'll be left with the shell of a girl you married. ENJOY THIS MOMENT! And when it fades, trade up!
That second one made me lunge back a bit... I didn't want cat vomit on my face
I didn't know Brits knew about Westborough Baptist Church... Is this for real?
I wish I could see through all dem PIXELS!!!
Congratulations! Are you going to put your moobs in your photo album?
Are you going to wear her skin like a new coat tonight?
I love how she leans into it before pouncing
Do you have moobs?
I don't have moobs... I was just asking for everyone else
This is what happens when you let her bring her toothbrush over... I tried to warn you!