ThisUnsernameIsAlreadyInUse

102 pts ยท May 7, 2017


Sex dolls are only $979 on Amazon.com. Yours forever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can't wait to see the US Capitol in another 50 years .....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

democracy sucks when you don't get your way, huh! Lets fix that!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because Google gets the photos for free from the gubmint!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, and it used to be free, too .....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

when you are ready for a good divorce atty, give us another shout ....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

perhaps you could learn some english? Perhaps you could start by learning the definition of the word "freedom"? because that is not it ...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I graduated from the chemistry set to a home-made arc welder about age 13 .....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

after some of the dust in his shop gets stuck to the oil and it begins to dry out, it won't look quite so pretty .....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I lake this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

more like steal than iron

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as long as the captain was still a white male, Star Trek could say a lot of stuff ....

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Watt do you mean?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I worked as an electrician there one summer setting up porta potties.. I was the first to wire a head for a reservation

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When one door closes another door opens. But most people are so busy looking at the closed door they don't see the open one....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

entropy. In something like 150 billion more years, all collisions will cease. However, until then ....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is still possible that you actually gave it to him.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Watt do you mean by this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don' wan a pickle. Jis wanna ride on my motocycle. -Arlo Guthrie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain't it the truth!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The biggest difference between people and animals is that people believe there is a difference between people and animals.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Money makes money, if you have enough of it. What will you eat when you get too old to labor?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Next up will be forced sterilization.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 16

Good thing she is right-handed!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

are the trees extra?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0