ThisIsWhatISignedUpFor

67290 pts · January 23, 2013


Oh, look, a public profile! I have so much to say about myself to you guys, I hope I’m not limited to 140-characters, that would suck becaus

Why is no one upvoting you?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Fine.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This made me tear up because my 3-year old pup could no longer do this to my 10-year old buddy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Condolences from someone still mourning my ten-year old buddy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On second reading, I believe the shipping cost should be waived. Or at least as a rebate for future shipment. This is bad customer relations

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

I'm sorry for your lost package. But you do know that's what INSURANCE is for, right?

8 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 28

Rhino is horny.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A turkey slice in Turkey makes it a Turkey Sandwich.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like balls, Zac.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So this field really slows your mom, but not your dick?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My username.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was gonna upvote but I already upvoted today.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Besides, what monster eats JUST ONE cookie?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Or you could just adopt a thirty-three year old female who looks nine.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I used to want this as a child. Still do, but used to as well.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guess where I'm going, then.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is NOT what I signed up for.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"And that's how I met your mother." - Golden Retriever's Dad

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, but can they flail around like idiots? v

8 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 1

Wish I was a twin: same life but twice the hate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Octan, if I remember correctly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funfact: imgur censors text if you type in your password. Check it out: *********

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Daddy's little girl paints the world with her magic wand"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Groot shitting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not cheesus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scrambled eggs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You just have to be rational about this.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0