ThisIsUnixIKnowThis

2858 pts · July 11, 2015


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#21. Oh, sweet summer child.

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Game gear was amazing while the batteries lasted, which was like an hour.

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?1

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“Polls are going up” - literal Incredibles 2 quote, talking about her popularity

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Goddam lawyers are young these days

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Now let’s make it weird.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 5

Aww. My cat loses her shit whenever any new animal walks by. She is an indoor cat, but we walk her around the neighborhood with a harness.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Talking counting wolf is fine :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well one of the people reporting it got murdered, so that’s something

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Biff spoke at the last Comicon in Seattle and he was ridiculously funny. Even had a FAQ song prepped. Chris Lloyd was sadly dull as a rock.

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Did it move?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

At Comicon there was a company selling this trick for $25. It turned out to be a black sewing string and a glob of wax.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This honey tastes funny...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, she could be fashioned into a nice set of high end luggage.

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It’s all fun and games until someone’s face is eaten off.

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Sometime around 4-5 yo I realized the belt wasn't hurting anymore, but I kept up the theatrics when hit so that they didn't upgrade.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sure is dusty in here.

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Full scorpion

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You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

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I had a similar stone, was given morphine to get by. Went from wanting to die to telling everyone I loved them and they were the best, man.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know.

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I also get a better sense of a town/city staying in homes/apartments than in a random hotel, Risk of being murdered notwithstanding. ;)

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