99760 pts · January 27, 2016
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
Was gonna say that. Well done!
A person after my own heart! ❤️
Exactly!
So, what you’re saying is you’ve owned some pretty rare and iconic bikes. That’s all you had to say. You didn’t have to throw your porn at me.
Do you remember the Honda Helix? The PC 800 remembers.
I feel like most of adulthood is just the act of trying to get as far away from your childhood as possible. But it keeps rearing its ugly head and you have to keep playing whack-a-mole to smack it back down.
This is accurate.
What? I don’t see a problem here. He just took a wok to contemplate his life.
So, also when you go to the toilet? This is in addition to the every couple of hours. Is that correct? I like good advice and I just want to make sure I’m getting this right.
Those costumes are ridiculously amazing! I can’t imagine the amount of time spent on them. And I can’t even be bothered to match my socks up before putting them in the drawer.
Well played.
If that’s not commitment, I don’t know what is. Take the upvote. Take all the upvotes and have a freaking fantastic New Year!
Effing awesome! But now I have to go listen to this to get it outta my head. Thanks for that @OP
Dang it! I said it’s green and that’s that! Sheesh. Am I screaming into the void over here?
I can’t fault you for that 😊
Smart women are hot!
Neither are they homeothermic.
In b4…Happy Moo Year!
You say it’s green but I don’t know, I think it may actually be green.
“Where’d you put the batteries?”“At the bottom to give it a better center of gravity.”
Expressing yourself through art and then posting it takes courage. Keep trying and remember, you are better than you think you are. Don’t let self doubt crush your soul.
I could not agree more.
I can’t upvote this. Rules are rules, my man. Happy New Year to you as well.
Was gonna say that. Well done!
A person after my own heart! ❤️
Exactly!
So, what you’re saying is you’ve owned some pretty rare and iconic bikes. That’s all you had to say. You didn’t have to throw your porn at me.
Do you remember the Honda Helix? The PC 800 remembers.
I feel like most of adulthood is just the act of trying to get as far away from your childhood as possible. But it keeps rearing its ugly head and you have to keep playing whack-a-mole to smack it back down.
This is accurate.
What? I don’t see a problem here. He just took a wok to contemplate his life.
So, also when you go to the toilet? This is in addition to the every couple of hours. Is that correct? I like good advice and I just want to make sure I’m getting this right.
Those costumes are ridiculously amazing! I can’t imagine the amount of time spent on them. And I can’t even be bothered to match my socks up before putting them in the drawer.
Well played.
If that’s not commitment, I don’t know what is. Take the upvote. Take all the upvotes and have a freaking fantastic New Year!
Effing awesome! But now I have to go listen to this to get it outta my head. Thanks for that @OP
Dang it! I said it’s green and that’s that! Sheesh. Am I screaming into the void over here?
I can’t fault you for that 😊
Smart women are hot!
Neither are they homeothermic.
In b4…Happy Moo Year!
You say it’s green but I don’t know, I think it may actually be green.
“Where’d you put the batteries?”
“At the bottom to give it a better center of gravity.”
Expressing yourself through art and then posting it takes courage. Keep trying and remember, you are better than you think you are. Don’t let self doubt crush your soul.
I could not agree more.
I can’t upvote this. Rules are rules, my man. Happy New Year to you as well.