ThisIsNotACoverup

135 pts ยท November 6, 2013


Definitely not working for the government.

Libraries have been discontinued as kill-zones. The quiet environment is too quiet to cover the sounds of the "shh-ing" Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

The NSA is not interested in your vaguebooking. The CIA is a different story. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gas stations also lower it when they raise the prices. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Netflix does not have a secret porn section, that is not how it became so popular. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur staff created Razor10000 because of their love for ass.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone in the Ford Theatre knew what was going down. They were too busy participating to clap. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Men are publicly shamed for looking at each other at the urinal. Don't look at the penis. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roads are built for you by your big brother friends for your benefit and for the easier spread of capitalism. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The NSA uses ms office, nothing is easy for them. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well Weiner did it on his own. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if this were true, at least there is no escaping from Australia. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, the dew catches the saliva from the side of your glass and that slides do... Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So. Close.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was wrong in the show. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if this were true, it would be legal. Same goes for paintings with eyes that follow you. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Chinese do not ensure that their factories don't send 100% effective products to the states in order to dumb down America. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DNA samples from your poo would be too contaminated with bacteria. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one is looking through your garbage. Garbage men definitely don't get paid so well because they report directly to the NSA. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The NSA does not utilize graffiti, we reject disruptive art filling our citizens' heads with false hopes and lofty ideals. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Free pens are of value to the community. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bell bottom pants sever no purpose in religious assassinations. They also don't help church agents smuggle drugs and holy water. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Amish are, in fact, the NSAs number 1 enemy. They avoid all technology and successfully hide from drones in their barns. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The church accepts mutants as a natural, they just want to keep it under wraps until they have bred their superior army... Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

False, the CIA sells the same old street crack to foreign government workers as they sell to kids in the hoo... Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The government definitely does not support black market consumers to blow themselves up. That is our job. America. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is only a glitch in the system that we are trying to work out. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's be honest, how many sorority girls do you know who would accept donation clothing? Disregard, buy more yoga pants.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The government definitely doesn't freeze all nonessentials for one minute a day while they arrange "occurrences. " Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prisons definitely don't encourage escape attempts because they definitely don't enjoy marshall law style man hunts. Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dentists only seek to help you and not terrify you and make your gums bleed. No snoopers disappear from dentist offices... Disregard.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0