ThisIsGod

153071 pts ยท March 27, 2015


I am God. If you have questions, I need souls.

They appear to be white worms on beach rocks.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My penis has the same problem but only during job interviews

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me and my toilet

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some of them do

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've seen my dad naked, I think I'm done seeing things.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is this where you hide your victims?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat. My penis has a similar feature.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea, but if there's no workers to build the ships or trucks or workers to load them or workers to man them, money doesnt help, no?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 26

There should be no default sentencing for anyone or any crime. Default sentences are how you get long sentences for small crimes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate Elon and all, and forgive me if I'm wrong, but the price isn't the issue. It's more about how not having workers and ships and trucks

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 58

yarp

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No big deal, i do this with my socks every day. It just takes a few weeks.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Some day your relatives are just gonna sell all your stuff and someone is going to look at it and go "huh" and then buy it for a quarter.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've been this drunk before.

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Where can I order one? I need a gift for my dad.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

If you put a poptart in the microwave, you'll find out why poverty is depressing and all your friends have left you.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's not playing a prank on you, I swear to God.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what the trick?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

like your suffering

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Until this is an amendment, nothing will change. Look at how Trump undid almost everything Obama did. That's the future of politics.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Everyone is saying for awhile so Im just here to say nothing and act like I knew the answer.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I just don't want to see the same pictures of the horribleness of society, over and over and over. I have a twitter account.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Sometimes it goes in my pants.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when i manage to get all my poop in the toilet

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, we need to break this down and scream about how wrong he is and compare our personal struggles to a gif

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

Lick it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

these are some weird bird houses

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No worries man. Here's to happier days. The internet isnt always the place to be on sad days. Cheers.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go back and reread your first comment to me. If your intention was to get that message across, you may want to rethink your communication

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0